Coke > LiLo

I have had many people ask me to comment on the Lindsay Lohan situation. This is what I have to say about that:

Lindsay Lohan is under people that change their profile pic everyday on my list of people I cannot stand. She needs to go to jail and stay there for longer than 3 weeks. Obvi rehab isn't working out for her so maybe the judge should get a real career and stop sentencing her to things that aren't working. SHE'S ADDICTED TO COKE. I don't think that's something you can go to rehab for and come out a month later never wanting to snort again. Now I've never personally done coke but as a human being that has a brain I would guess that it takes a little longer than 30 days to cut a drug problem out of your life. I thought she was going to turn her life around after she made that cameo with Chelsea on the VMA's but it turns out that she is still a loser. Sorry your lesbo gf Sam realized what a joke you are and left you in the dust (no pun intended). Stop dying your hair and being a crazy. Me and everyone else in the United States is over you. Thanks and see ya later.

Phew I feel better.

My favorite time of year

Ahhhh the Video Music Awards...who doesn't love them? I have already blocked off my whole Sunday next weekend so that I can sit down and watch the ridiculousness that will ensue. This year is especially awesome because my fav person of all time (besides Wayne...who will miss the VMA's this year due to being locked up) CHELSEA HANDLER is hosting. If you haven't seen her promo I highly suggest you take a look at it and enjoy a little piece of heaven.

Anywho every year I take it upon myself to personally pick who will win each category. Since I just started this blog 6 months ago I haven't had the opportunity to treat you all to my wisdom of who will win. However I'm turning over a new leaf and will be filling you in on who will be winning each cateogory. You're welcome.

This will be different than my usually blogging because I won't just who I want to win, but who will win. There is a difference. Every year I believe that someone else should have won certain categories but understand that all of America voted, not just me. So I have taken that into account. Keep that in mind when I disappoint you with my picks.

Welp, here we go...

Best New Artist: Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris-Baby
Best Collaboration: Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce-Telephone
Best Dance Music Video: Lady Gage-Bad Romance
Best Female Video: Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg-California Gurls
Best Hip Hop Video: Eminem-Not Afraid
Best Male Video: Drake-Find Your Love
Best Pop Video: Lady Gaga-Bad Romance
Best Rock Video: Florence + The Machine-Dog Days Are Over
Video of the Year: Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce-Telephone
Best Art Direction: Lady Gaga-Bad Romance
Best Coreography: Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga-Video Phone
Best Cinematography: Lady Gaga-Bad Romance
Best Direction: Eminem-Not Afraid
Best Editing: Rihanna-Rude Boy
Best Special Effects: Green Day-21st Century Breakdown
Breakthrough Video: The Black Keys-Tighten Up

Well there you go. Lady Gaga was nominated for a total of 13 awards which is more than anyone else in the history of the VMA's so I assume that she will need a small car to carry all of her moonmen out with her. But I fully support her and still feel as though she was robbed last year when Taylor Swift won best new artist.

For a list of all noms check out http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2010/categories.jhtml and judge for yourself. Peace, love, and free Weezy.