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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?

Well friends, it's that time of year. The time where people think of others more than themselves and give gifts to show how much they care about someone. Apparently this year people are giving the gift of being single more than ever and using the "You're better off without me" speech as a replacement of giving a nice fruit basket. Yes, that's right. The Hollywood breakup epidemic has hit.

Over the last month many of the big name celeb couples have headed straight for single city despite the fact these were some of the couples that were thought to be the most solid in Hollywood. Here's the run down:

1. Courtney Cox & David Arquette: After 11 years of marriage, the couple split despite having 6-year-old daughter Coco. Apparently David was still too wild and crazy and didn't want to settle down. Obvi he wasn't aware that Court was the very best he was ever going to do.

2. Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman: The couple was married for five years and have a two year old son, Max. According to Christina, they were having trouble at home and she didn't want it to turn into something that would eventually harm Max. Apparently she was unaware that dating before her divorce was final will also have some harmful effects on her son. Mom of the year?

3. Eva Longoria & Tony Parker: The two were married for four years and in a surprise turn of events, rumors were and still are swirling around about Tony cheating with a teammates wife. Is he really unaware that he is married to EVA LONGORIA? Idiot.

4. Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron: While the two were never married, the High School Musical costars dated for five years. They split this week after a Thanksgiving trip to Hawaii to try to make it work. According to reports, the split was mutual and hope to remain friends. Yeah, that always works out.

5. Michael C. Hall & Jennifer Carpenter: The two started dating and then married on NYE of 2008. The divorce comes just shy of their two year wedding anniversary unfortunately. Their divorce is more complicated because they play siblings on the hit show Dexter which has just been piked up for a 6th season. Good luck with that.

6. Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds: People's Sexiest Man Alive and GQ's Babe of the Year split as of yesterday after two years of marriage. The two had been very private in their relationship so the split comes as a surprise. The couple was quoted saying "We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it." Really? Because I was under the impression that love is why people stayed married. Intersting.

Well there you have it. The top Hollywood breakups just of the last month. There are countless breakups from the year but honestly these are the only ones people care about because they're the big names. So happy holidays ya'll. And look on the brightside, now everyone's favorite hotties are single again. Thank you Santa.

1 comment:

  1. 1. In addition, Court is on CougarTown. Foreshadowing? Maybe...
    2. This one saddened me a little. I mean she wrote "Aint No Other Man" for J-Brat. But if this means she's going back to her Xtina "Dirrty" days I am ALL for it. And Max is ugly anyway.
    3. This one shocked me. They were sooo lovey-dovey. I am convinced he cheated. He's a Spur.
    4. OK this was just BOUND to happen. Vanessa's career is in nowheres-ville. Her whole boho chic is so MKA wannabe. Zac is going places. Hopefully with me. The shirtless scenes in Charlie St Cloud were Oscar-worthy.
    5. This chick stuck with him through cancer. What happened? Who knows. But I do love Dexter.
    6. ScarJO is SO BLAH. Over her and her husky man voice. Ryan is hot. and supposedly hooking up with Blake Lively. I approve.

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