Young Love

DISCLAIMER: This is not about celebs so if you were looking for that today I'm sorry. However, I will not disappoint you so keep reading.

First let me apologize for the past week without posts. It has been crazy busy here with school and I have literally been making lesson plans for hours. Anywho, between all of that I managed to make it home last weekend with Hayley. My brother had his state swim meet and I needed my roots done BAD. So off we went to good ol' Chickasha. Hayley had never been to a swim meet and really didn't know too much about it so I had prepped her on what to expect. The one thing I didn't warn her about was the amount of High School PDA she would see. First of all we sit behind this family who had all made shirts for their swimming. The back said Ft. Gibson Swimming Brandon's ____________. The blank was filled in with every family member's relationship with this Brandon character. Grandma, Dad, Mom etc. all the way down the line until we got to the end. "Girlfriend." I literally lol'ed when I saw this. Poor girl has no idea she is still gonna own that shirt whether that is true or not.

This got me thinking, why do we think every high school relationship is gonna last? Don't get me wrong in a lot of cases it does. My parents for example have been together since they were juniors in high school and are still happily married. But times have changed and the likelihood of you marrying your high school sweetheart is basically zero. I was amoung the many thousands of girls who date the same guy throughout high school and expect to stay together through college and get married. Bah ha. Newsflash girls: You will not marry this guy. Every single girl I saw last weekend looked like they had already picked out their china patterns and kitchen wall paper. I went to take pictures of my brother on the medal stand and there was a guy and girl embraced so tight I literally thought I would have to flag a lifegaurd down to resuscitate them. First of all, no one wants to see that. Second of all, you're gonna dump him as soon as you move to college and see your first Sigma Chi in his polo and sperry's. I read a book once that told me this "If you have a boyfriend right now you will not marry him. You think you will but you are wrong. You will like 3 times the amount of boys you have dated now so do the math." I did the math-15. My senior year of high school that book said I would date, like, or get the attention of 15 boys and I laughed. You wanna know what? Since my hs bf and I broke up, I have had 3 different bfs, talked to about 5, texted roughly 7 or so, and noticed countless others. The book I laughed at was right.

So why do I care this much about relationships of people I just noticed at a swim meet? Bc I was annoyed mostly. Those gfs were hanging on boys like they couldn't walk without them. Give me a break. To all those girls here is a timeline to go by: Graduate in May, have the best summer of your life with your bf, go to college, break up on fall break, get back together on Thanksgiving, and finally end things at Christmas. It's fool proof and happens more often than not mark my words. Enjoy being young and don't start looking at wedding colors until you've seen the boys on campus. Oh, and that Brandon kid? We saw him...he was about 6'2", 135, white, and had a mohawk. Brandon's Girlfriend-grab a pen and write this note down.

Dear Brandon,

We're done.

Love Always,
You're Ex-Girlfriend

PS My college bf is using that shirt to wash my car right now. Sorryboutcha.

Top 10 in 2010

2010 is in full swing and seeing as it's almost the end of February I figured it was about time that I give you the top 10 celebrities to be on the lookout for this year. Each year Hollywood dishes out some of the most outrageous, talented, crazy, beautiful people and they come in all forms and fashions (literally). Idk how but it seems like each year the people of tinseltown seem to outdo the previous years people. I'm here to give you the top 10 people/couples/things to watch out for in the upcoming 10 months that we have remaining. So basically 10 in the 10 of 2010. Whoah...

1. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: First of all, a congrats is in order for these two crazy love birds. After years of rumors and speculation, Joel finally popped the question and they are engaged! As pathetic as it is I always feel extremely happy when people like this get engaged even if they are famous because they are just supposed to be together. After Nicole ditched her bffl Paris "That's Hott" Hilton she got her act together and had two beautiful babies with Joel. Harlow Winter Kate Madden and James Sparrow Midnight Madden have not only rocked the baby world with they're kick butt names-props to mom and dad for giving them 2 middles-but they are at the top of the cute list. This couple is going straight to the top so Brangelina better watch their back.
2. Drake: After being a student of Lil Wayne's, this rapper is finally hitting it big. With two major hits recently, both Best I Ever Had and Forever have hit the music charts majorly and he's blowing up in every club. He was apparently on Degrassi although I can't say I was ever a fan of the show. Mark my words this guy is going to take over in the next year and come out with hit after hit. You can guarantee I'll be at Joe's every week dancing to the beat of his beats. Sorry you're in jail Lil Wayne, you're throne could get taken over pretty soon.
3. Lady GaGa: Ok, no surprise here but seriously I know that you all want to stay tuned to see what crazy thing she's going to do next just as much as I do. She never ceases to deliver shock and aw whether it's in her music or in her wardrobe. During awards season more than ever you notice her crazy style and ridic ways of expressing herself but she is not slowing down anytime soon. Each outfit is going to get crazier and crazier, with it coming a song that's a bigger and bigger hit. All I ask of her is that she never wears a muppit as an outfit ever again.
4. T.I.: Yes, it's true folks T.I. is out of jail and has been since December 22. We haven't heard much from him but honestly did you expect to after he spent 7 months in prison? He's prob still getting used to showering alone and eating in the car again. My guess is that he's going to release an album at the beginning of the summer with all the tracks he worked on while he was locked up. I missed him while he was gone and am so ready for another hit from him. Be on the lookout.
5. Sandra Bullock: This cougar is def on the prowl but I don't mean for men. She is happily married to Jesse James and they are presh together. Sandra went on a little bit of a dry spell in the movie department the last few years but in 2009 she had not one but two hit movies become number 1 at the box office. Her roles The Proposal and The Blindside both got her multiple nominations this awards season and I'm pulling for her at the Oscars. She is a talented actress and is def someone Hollywood should look out for.
6. Heidi Montag: I'm sure most of you saw her lovely MJ-like plastic surgery cover of People. After she underwent 10 surgeries in one setting and being in hiding for 7 weeks she finally revealed herself to America. I have one word: Yikes. She has publically released statements saying that she is not done and she will be having more work done. Man, I can't wait to see what she does next. It's does make for some pretty hilarious Chelsea episodes though. And speaking of Chelsea...
7. Chelsea Handler: Not only is this the most hilarious woman I have ever seen but she is actually a very talented writer as well. She already has two books-My Horizontal Life and Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea-and is releasing her third this spring. She begins her book tour for Chelsea Chelsea, Bang Bang next month and is actually incorporating her standup routine into it. I discovered Chels my freshman year of college and if anyone is responsible for screwing up my grades it's her.
8. Tiger Woods: Cliche I know but hear me out on this one. After his huge sex addiction scandel and the Thanksgiving debacle of '09, Tiger is finally addressing the public for the first time this coming Friday. My guess is that he will not specifically address the mistresses or the aligations that he is addicted to sex, but he will apologize to his wife, children, and fans. This will then kick off his come back into golf and he will start kicking butt in no time.
9. Bradley Cooper: This cutie has been in several movies with pretty minor roles until his big blockbuster debut in 2009's The Hangover. Now America can't get enough of The Coop and neither can I. With The Hangover 2 in the works I anticipate that we will be seeing a lot more of this guy and playing in a lot bigger roles than we've seen him in. This role probably kicked off his A-Lister career and he won't be slowing down in the next 10 months.
10. Suri Cruise: Not only do Suri and I share a birthday but I also plan to adopt her when Katie finally goes crazy. I'll def have enough room even with the Gosselin 6 living with me so don't worry about that. This little diva has been turning heads since she arrived almost 4 years and it always at the top of every single best dressed tot list. I mean she's wearing high heels and carrying starbucks around town like she owns the place. Even as I type this, Chelsea just showed a picture of her and she is now a round table topic. Get it girl.

Well kids there you go. Agree or disagree I am right. I successfully called the winner of Rock of Love all three years, the Rihanna/Chris Brown relationship, and B. Spears' comeback of 2009. my 10 in 10 of 2010 is the future. So sit back and enjoy!

Well b's and g's I'm back. I took a little break over the weekend 1. because I wasn't feeling quite up to par and 2. because I was a tad too busy. But I'm back now and back to pondering what the world would need me to inform them of. It seems like lately the celeb world is kinda low on good gossip which for people in my business is not good. I'm crossing my fingers for E! News to be good tonight. Stayed tuned later this week for famous celebs and what's going on in their lives. Today, however, is about the 2010 Winter Olympics. If you are like me the winter olympics are just a mile marker on the road to the summer olympics signifying that there are only 2 more years left until we get to see Michael Phelps back in his speedo taking home the gold. I would please like someone to explain to me why we even have the winter olympics. I understand that hockey and figure skating need their time to shine but come on, were the X Games not just like 2 weeks ago? I see no difference between the X Games and the Winter Games other than the fact that Sal Masikela is back to hosting the Daily 10 everyday instead of covering who can jump the highest off a mountain.

Hmmm....let me see, how many athletes can I name that are participating in these games: Apollo Anton Ohno and Shaun White. Ok done. There is no draw to watch. Would I rather watch cross country skiing or watch tv with the power off? Oh, I really didn't know there was a difference. At least when you're watching track or swimming there is some excitement! You can walk into any college house during the summer games and everyone is sitting on the couch screaming at the tv for Michael to win his 6th gold but during the winter games, if they are on at all, there is no one on the couch to watch them. I understand it would be a little tough for there to be a race with more than one guy in luging considering the fact they are on a track made completely of ice on nothing more than a cookie sheet (what genius came up with that idea?) but at least it would get people to watch. And what is up with curling anyway? It's like two guys were sitting on a frozen lake one day and one (probably the smart one) turns to the other one and says "Dude, wouldn't it be sick if we used teapots and slid them across the ice and whoever's goes the furthest wins?" Dude respondes with, "That would be sick, let's do it" and boom, curling. Personally I would rather listen to white noise than watch curling. Over it.

Here is what I suggest that the Olympic committee do: Only have the summer games but have them every 3 years instead of every 4. Cut out archery and speed walking and replace them with hockey and figure skating both of which can be done indoors in the heat of summer. For all those other "sports" everyone can feel free to watch the X Games the month before, which might I mention, take place every single year. If the committee does not agree to my new plan the least they could do is start showing the sports that everyone actually wants to watch on ESPN all year and at convenient times. No FoxSports I do not stay up until 3 am to catch an hour of the 3-day-long swimming world championships but thanks for trying. Give the people what they want and if you argue that they already are then you might as well go ahead and ask Taylor Swift to sing the National Anthem at every winter opening ceremony because they are going downhill every 4 years, just like her singing career will be.

How much is too much?

So I'm sitting here taking a little break from school life and I'm trying to think of what I should write about today. As you all know I'm sure, Valentine's Day is just around the corner and I could go the route of talking about celeb couples but I feel like that's just too overworked. I saw yesterday on E! online that they had come up with 8 celeb couples we all would love to see which really got me thinking, why do we want certain people to get together? Now, everyone knows that I loveeeeeeee celebrities and for some reason am just fasinated with their lives. I don't know what it is or how it started but I just can't get enough of them. When I hear a couple got together or broke up it's like they are my friends and I feel the emotion right there with them. Some people probably think this is just ridic and too overboard but for me, it's what I do.

Why is it that when people break up as soon as we see them at dinner with someone else we jump on their case? Take Reese Witherspoon for example. Her recent split with Jake caused Hollywood to wonder "If America's favorite couple can't make it work, who can?" The next week, Reese was seen out with a movie producer and everyone jumped on her case, asking if it was too soon for her to start dating. It was just dinner, everyone needs to chill out. And so what if it was a date? She is clearly fine and if she's ready to date, she should. There are always pictures from about 100 yards away of two people at dinner, so blurry you have to squint your eyes and shake the page to even make out who you might be seeing. The paps are out of control these days and personally I think Hollywood just needs to chill out. Who cares who is at dinner with who, I just want to know if they are actually dating. Don't get my hopes up every single week by saying they are dating.

I say all this to finally get to a point-People are going to be with who they want to be with. Famous or not, they have feelings too and I am sick of gossip lying to me. Please, do not report that people are together if they are actually not and do not report that people are broken up if they are not. I don't lie when I say that I got at least 3 texts last week asking me if Brad and Jennifer were back together. According to my research, Brad and Angie haven't even broke up! I swear more reports are released about those 3 people than anyone else in Hollywood. So for the record: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still together and very happy with their small country of children. Jennifer Aniston is single and despite reports of her being depressed and unable to find a man, seems to be doing just fine. I can almost guarantee you that she gets more action that anyone knows. My friends and I were actually discussing this last night while out celebrating our friend Amanda's engagement (congrats girl!). If Jen wanted a baby she'd pull a Sheryl Crow and adopt one. If she wanted to settle down and get married she would. Leave her, Brad, and Angie alone. In the meantime, you all go out and do your own thing on Valentine's Day with whoever you want. Bf, gf, fwb, rando you met last night, whoever. You all know celebrities are just like us and want people to stay out of their love lives. So I'll make you a deal, I'll stay out of their business if you do too. Deal?

What happened to the 8?

Well boys and girls the time as come. The time where I discuss my thoughts on Jon and Kate. If you don't know who I'm talking about then stop reading right now because I do not care to discuss the details of the crazy (now ex) couple that is Jon and Kate Gosselin. When I first heard the news that there was trouble in paradise it was exactly one year ago this weekend. I know this because during our most recent blizzard here in Oklahoma I decided it was time for me to organize my magazines. I have three subscriptions so I figured that putting them in date order would make for the best organization system. While I was sorting these I found a Star that I had purchased for some reason (don't ask me why, I am an avid US Weekly only reader) and one of the stories was "Jon parties with coeds! Where was Kate?" I assumed this was false because on that same magazine the cover story read "Rihanna and Chris get married!" Obviously this was false seeing as how only 2 weeks before was when he had attacted her. Anywho I noticed the date was the second week of February and here we are.
Now I'm sure many of you are wondering who's side I am on, but I'm not going to tell you yet. You'll have to wait and see. I tuned in every week to watch the last season that Jon and Kate would be filming their show on TLC together. It was so very sad that they were filming on different couches and that their children were left wondering what happened. Cara and Mady are the oldest set of multiples and let's just say that they are, well, awful. They both need attitude adjustments and I might act like Kate too if they were my kids. The youngest set of multiples consists of Aaden, Alexis, Collin, Joel, Hannah, and Leah and they are just cute as can be. One of my favorite episodes is when they are all at the dinner table and Leah is screaming that she is the most Asian out of all of them. It is hilar.
Now back to the adults. I don't know how many of you keep up with these two crazies but they seriously off their rocker. Jon seems to think that he is the rep of Ed Hardy Inc. and is friends with Michael Lohan?? Now idk about you, but if I was friends with someone who's daughter acted like LiLo let alone was her, I'd get outta there before he corrupted all of my children. And Kate, well I just don't know what to say about her anymore. I had just gotten used to her waterfall in the front, fireworks in the back 'do when she goes and gets extensions. She confessed to a magazine that she "hated her hair after Mady and Cara made fun of it saying they thought it looked stupid." Well it did. So then she went to a shorter, chic look as E! News reported. It looks better but it still looks bad. I kept wondering why she did it then I saw it yesterday. Kate is releasing a new book and she is on the cover of it with her new hair. It all makes more sense now. Geez.
So am I on Jon's side or Kate's side? Neither. I am not a fan of the 8, rather the 6. Mady and Cara don't count so I'm with the sextuplits. My roommate Amanda and I have more than enough room for them to come live with us, plus we'll feed them non-organic food. They'll love Stillwater. I already have six littel OSU jersey's with their names on them waiting at Chris' to be picked up after work today. Hey 6, can you say "Go Pokes?"

Free Weezy

Ahhh Lil Wayne, you either love him or hate him. Personally I am obsessed to an unhealthy point with him. Now as some of you may have heard he was scheduled to go to jail for a year yesterday for a 2007 gun possession but lucky for him (and his dentist) he had dental surgery for a cracked tooth and the judge ordered him to report for his sentence on March 2. Young Money just released his latest album "Rebirth" which seems to be quite fitting seeing as he is off to jail for a year. Also, it is his first rock album which I can't decide if I like or not. I will need to probably buy it and then let you know from there. Prom Queen is quite good though but let me tell you it will kill the mood at a wedding. *Personal story: At a wedding in January I attended, the DJ was terrible but I mean there was music so everyone was dancing. Like I do everytime someone else is in charge of the music I requested Got Money. The DJ kept telling me he would play it over and over until I finally got fed up and just told him anything by Lil Wayne would do. Next thing I know Prom Queen comes on and someone yells "Who requested this??" oopsies. Now back to reason your reading this* Lil Wayne does not write down any of his songs anymore. In vh1 Behind the Music he talked about how he doesn't need to write them down anymore, he just thinks of his lyrics and boom hit song. Needless to say I am expecting great things over the next year from Weezy. I expect at least one record including bonus tracks come March 2, 2011.

I feel as though it is my personal obligation to give you my top picks for Lil Wayne songs. Now, know that I am a young fan and have just came upon him within the last couple of years so don't judge my collection too harshly. I do believe that some of his best work is in collaberations so that is what I will give you.

1. Got Money-Lil Wayne & T-Pain: This is my favorite song of all time. It is great to dance to and it never EVER gets old. Ask anyone that knows me and they will tell you that once I here that snare the dancefloor better beware.


2. Give It Up To Me-Shakira ft. Lil Wayne: Great combo of Latin and rap with some Bollywood thrown in there for fun.


3. Forever-Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne & Eminem: Probably the best combo of the year (I'll even give credit to Kanye). They had a sick performance at the Grammy's this year and def give props to Drake who you all should look out for in the upcoming year.


4. Turnin Me On-Keri Hilson & Lil Wayne: Great solo by Weezy. If you're talented like me you can learn it all and impress your friends.


5. I Can Transform Ya-Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz: I realize that by putting a Chris Brown song on the list I will probably be hated by some you as well as all of America from now on. I'm fine with that because this song is sick and he's bouncing back bowtie and all. However, know that I do not approve of what he did, I just think he is a talented artist. This is a discussion for another day though...back to Weezy.


6. Let it Rock-Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne: No one had ever heard of Kevin until this song came out. It was just a little taste of the rock that Young Money would bring to us later


7. Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)-Wyclef Jean ft. Lil Wayne & Akon: This song always makes me feel good and is another one that I am a crowd pleaser when it comes to singing all the words. Pay attention to Akon's part for my fav line: "A capricorn is everyday strugglin' "


8. Lollipop-Lil Wayne While this song takes insinuation to the next level I put it as the final song on my list because this is the song that made me turn up my radio and recognize the man that is Wayne.

Now if this ever reaches the eyes of Weezy himself I have a few collaboration suggestions: Lil Wayne, T.I. (considering he's out of jail at the same time), T-Pain, Drake and Justin Timberlake with back up vocals by Lil Jon. How sick would that be? Omg I can't even think about how many weeks that would be at #1 on the billboards. Also, Lady GaGa and Lil Wayne. Again this would be beyond magical. So if you're listening somewhere out there, please Lil Wayne, all I ask is that you come up with some great music while you're doing your time. Be on your best behavior so you get out early. And if anyone gives you trouble, you can transform them from human to a Carter. Holler.

Inspired by...

So this semester I am taking an online creative writing class. I have never taken any course online and had honestly hoped not to, seeing as how I wouldn't be forced to stay on task. However, it has turned out to be going quite well if I do say so myself. Each week we are assigned a new poem or piece of writing and a few weeks ago we had to create a character sketch; an outline of a character we will base a story around later in the semester. When I was thinking about who to write about or base my character off of, my mind immediately went to celebrities (since they are who I know best). Then I realized that my friends are basically the most famous people I know. As I created my character, Olivia Wood, I noticed that toward the end I had morphed two people into one to create a super-celeb in if you will. I hope you enjoy reading about my character as much as I enjoyed creating her.

Olivia Wood is a senior in college who is debating what exactly to do with her life. She was always one to have everything planned out and never did anything that wasn’t scheduled in on her BlackBerry. Every day it was a different list of things to do, people to see, and places to be. She got her daily excitement from texting her friends, making plans, going on, and procrastinating. Liv, as her friends called her, was the perfect stereotype of a southern California girl even though she lived in the Midwest. Her tall, slender frame was the envy of every girl that walked by her and they all wished they could have the naturally blonde hair she did. She didn’t even have to try when she got dressed in the morning because everything she put on looked like she came straight from a GAP photo shoot. Liv was one of those girls that was effortlessly cool and didn’t need anyone to tell her otherwise. She wasn’t arrogant at all and didn’t care what anyone thought about her. Liv was Liv and if people didn’t like it they could bounce.

Olivia was her parents pride and joy. Youngest of four children she’d always tried to make herself stand out from her siblings. She was about 10 years younger than her oldest sibling and despite her parents claim that they “just wanted to make it an even four” she knew she was a little surprise to them. Her brothers and sister were grown, fully employed, and living on their own. The thought of deciding what she wanted to do with her life scared Liv to no end. She’d always thought she wanted to be an accounting major but the thought of sitting in an office all day everyday in business casual started to seem more suffocating each day. Wasn’t there a job where she could get paid to read US Weekly and Tweet all day long? The thought of changing her major 9 months before graduation had occurred more than once to Liv and had become a battle within her. Much worse than staying in college another two years was the thought of telling her parents. This wasn’t the plan, but maybe it was something that she needed to do for herself. After all, everyone always says it’s better late than never.

Stayed tuned....

I apologize in advance

Ok so I know what I'm about to say is going to offend and upset some people, especially The Max (aka my father), but I believe that it has to be said. I'm over Taylor Swift. I'm sorry everyone but I just think her 60 seconds of fame are over. I understand that she is very talented and that she is young and is the "next big thang" but after a whole year of noms and awards she needs to go into hiding for a little while. Now don't get me wrong, I'll admit that I have a few of her songs on my iPod but for the past 6 months I have been hitting the next button everytime I hear that guitar. If I hear Our Song one more time I'm going to punch someone in the face.

Now I know you all are waiting to hear the real reasons why I don't like her. So here they are:

1. She wear glitter to EVERYTHING. Now, I like glitter as much as the next 7-year-old but seriously, get a new style. The Fashion Police went crazy over her dress at the Grammy's and I'm sitting there thinking "It looks the same as every other dress she's worn except it's blue not off white." Move on Tay Tay.


2. She only sings about boys. I'm a fan of boys and my friends and parents can tell you that. I've basically had a boyfriend for the last 8 years straight. However, when we break up I don't feel the need to write a song about them, I feel the need to delete them from facebook and spend $20 at dinner that night. Yes Taylor, we know Joe Jonas broke up with you over the phone in a 27 second call. Get. Over. It. He's a JoeBro, you automatically win because you're not dating one anymore.


3. Her music is now considered mainstream. I don't know about you but when I turn on my radio to 102.7 I do not want to hear country music playing. I have other presets for that I don't need her singing to me when I'm in the mood for GaGa.


4. Speaking of GaGa that brings me to my next reason. Will someone please explain to me how T. Swift beat Lady GaGa for album of the year?? To quote Kanye "I'm sorry Taylor, I'm really happy for you but GaGa had one of the best records of all time."


5. She thinks she's already a legend in the making. How does she win album of the year when last year Robert Plant and Alison Krauss won? To quote my father "I imagine that all the angels in heaven have the voice of Alison Krauss." Taylor can't even sing live! How does she get to do CMT Crossroads with Def Leppard and a Grammy performance with Stevie Nicks?? Does she even know who these people are? No one is more versed in Classic Rock than me and that is because of my father. I highly doubt that Mr. Swift drove Taylor to school and got a lesson in KISS in the 8th grade. Ever heard of New York Groove Miss Swift? Yeah, I doubt it.

Listen all I'm saying is that Taylor has had her year. She took it away from Lady GaGa, Beyonce and especially the Britney bounce back of '09. She doesn't have the wow factor they do and let's face it, she's just boring. Spice it up a little Tay and then maybe I'll give you a chance. And no, I don't mean spice it up like use some crushed red pepper on your pizza and write a song about it. Sheesh.

Who are you cheering for?

As most of you know, Super Bowl 44 is coming up on Sunday. Personally I am not a huge NFL fan and usually don't even know who is playing until it comes on tv that night. However, this year is a little different. While I was checking out E! online, I noticed a headline was "Kim vs. Kendra" and as I continued to read I realized this is an epic year for pro football. Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett got traded to the Indianapolis Colts this season and Kim Kardashian is currently on-again with New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush. Usually I could care less about who wins and just go to the Super Bowl parties for the chips and dip but not this year. I will be picking my team for the first time. Now, I just have to decide who to pick. Being the list maker that I am I decided to compare the two girls and then diplomatically decide on a team.

First up is Kim. While her mom Kris runs her life and for some reason, both her and her grown sisters and brother insist on living within a mile of each other, she seems to be getting her life together. Yes, it's true that she did get married at 19 and divorced 3 years later and yes, she did make a sex tape with Ray J, she does seem to be back on the right track. She apparently has a lying problem and insists on using that whinny voice of hers all the time but hey, she's hot. I think we can all agree on that.

Then there's Kendra. Best known for dating Playboy founder Hugh Hefner at 19 and for the next 4 years, Kendra became an E! phenom overnight. She decided to break up with Hef and move out to marry now husband Hank. After getting engaged Kendra found out she was pregnant and they had a wedding a baby all within a year. I still can't watch her show because I can't stand to listen to that laugh of hers but Kendra has definitely matured from her first day out of the mansion when she couldn't even open a can of soup.

So here we go. Drumroll pleaseeeeeeeeeee....my pick for Super Bowl 44 is Kendra. I can get over her laugh as long as she has cute little Hank IV in her arms. This is nothing against Kim or the Saints in general because honestly I know nothing about football. My bff Hayley just dropped my office at work and said she's cheering for the saints because her friend dances for them, so obvi it doesn't take much to persuade us. Word of advice to my girl Kim K-don't mess it up with Reggie again. And if you decide to fire your crazy mom again, call me.